DRABBLE: Unmasked

13/09/2009 at 1:01 am (Drabbles, Fanfiction) (, , , , , )

I dunno. Crack? Not very good crack, if so XD

Unmasked

Zayne

“I can’t believe we didn’t think of this before.”
“Shut up. It was your perverted question that got me thinking in the first place.”
“Shouldn’t that be grounds for a compliment, Sakura-chan?”
“No. It’s not like you would have been able to do anything anyway- you had no idea Neji was an excellent artist until I told you, moron.”
“Oh, oh, there he is! Neji! NEJI!”
“… may I help you, Naruto?”
“Yeah, I have a favor to ask!”
“If you request that I look through one more female’s clothing, I will-”
“It’s nothing like that. I’ll kill him later for asking you to do that.”
“… what favor would you ask, then?”
“We need you to look through Kakashi’s mask!” A bright, innocent smile. A raised eyebrow.
“Why is that, precisely?”
“’Cause apparently you’re a really awesome artist, and Kakashi won’t let any of us see him with his mask off, so wee need you to look with your byakugan and then sketch him.”
“I’m afraid that I cannot do that.”
“Why the hell not?!”
“He has a bloodline trait from his mother’s family. That’s all I am able to say on the matter.”
“I fucking hate you, Neji.”
“That’s fine.”
A sigh.

“I can’t believe we didn’t think of this before.”

“Shut up. It was your perverted question that got me thinking in the first place.”

“Shouldn’t that be grounds for a compliment, Sakura-chan?”

“No. It’s not like you would have been able to do anything anyway- you had no idea Neji was an excellent artist until I told you, moron.”

“Oh, oh, there he is! Neji! NEJI!”

“… may I help you, Naruto?”

“Yeah, I have a favor to ask!”

“If you request that I look through one more female’s clothing, I will-”

“It’s nothing like that. I’ll kill him later for asking you to do that.”

“… what favor would you ask, then?”

“We need you to look through Kakashi’s mask!” A bright, innocent smile. A raised eyebrow.

“Why is that, precisely?”

“’Cause apparently you’re a really awesome artist, and Kakashi won’t let any of us see him with his mask off, so wee need you to look with your byakugan and then sketch him.”

“I’m afraid that I cannot do that.”

“Why the hell not?!”

“He has a bloodline trait from his mother’s family. That’s all I am able to say on the matter.”

“I fucking hate you, Neji.”

“That’s fine.”

A sigh.

disclaimer- don’t own Naruto, not making profit off this, don’t sue me.

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